heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs


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darkbluetile:

I’m ready to go

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God I hope I never turn 40. I’ll rock the terrific 30’s and then just skip over to flirty 50’s please.


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Whenever someone mentions any fandom I obsess over:

sodamnrelatable:

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#me #instagram

#me #instagram


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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panicsatdiscos:

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children


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maybe-imakite:

Annoyed by the grammatical errors, but this is fun nonetheless.

maybe-imakite:

Annoyed by the grammatical errors, but this is fun nonetheless.


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Important Dates Masterlist

January 13, 2013: Golden Globe Awards
February 10, 2013: Grammy Awards
February 12, 2013: The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead
February 13, 2013: Beautiful Creatures
February 24, 2013: Academy Awards
March 19, 2013: Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
March 29, 2013: The Host
March 30, 2013: Kids Choice Awards
May 3, 2013: Iron Man 3
May 17, 2013: Star Trek 2
June 14, 2013: Man of Steel
July 18, 2013 to July 21, 2013: Comic Con
August 1, 2013 to August 4, 2013: Vidcon
August 16, 2013: Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
August 23, 2013: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
November 8, 2013: Thor: The Dark World
November 22, 2013: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
December 13th, 2013: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
April 4, 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
May 2, 2014: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
May 23, 2014: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Summer 2014: The Hobbit: There and Back Again
July 18, 2014: X-Men: Days of Future Fast
August 1, 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
May 1, 2015: The Avengers 2
November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
Forever reblog so that all of us nerds know!

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My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:

sodamnrelatable:

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Me- Do you want to have sex?
Long Term GF- Nope.
Me- Then stop humping me.

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My age is showing. #me #instagram

My age is showing. #me #instagram


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Oh my, I’m finding out amazing things todo with this program. Wjxjbdnd #me #instagram

Oh my, I’m finding out amazing things todo with this program. Wjxjbdnd #me #instagram


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