Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word


my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”


am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

posted 1 month ago with 311,821 notes
originally heathicorn


I’m ready to go

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God I hope I never turn 40. I’ll rock the terrific 30’s and then just skip over to flirty 50’s please.

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posted 1 year ago with 726,993 notes
originally kaydn

Whenever someone mentions any fandom I obsess over:



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#me #instagram

#me #instagram

posted 1 year ago with 1 note


My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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posted 1 year ago with 421,666 notes
originally transponding



1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children

posted 1 year ago with 179,065 notes
originally realitybl0ws

Annoyed by the grammatical errors, but this is fun nonetheless.


Annoyed by the grammatical errors, but this is fun nonetheless.

posted 1 year ago with 5 notes
originally solizoquy

Important Dates Masterlist

January 13, 2013: Golden Globe Awards
February 10, 2013: Grammy Awards
February 12, 2013: The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead
February 13, 2013: Beautiful Creatures
February 24, 2013: Academy Awards
March 19, 2013: Clockwork Princess by Cassandra Clare
March 29, 2013: The Host
March 30, 2013: Kids Choice Awards
May 3, 2013: Iron Man 3
May 17, 2013: Star Trek 2
June 14, 2013: Man of Steel
July 18, 2013 to July 21, 2013: Comic Con
August 1, 2013 to August 4, 2013: Vidcon
August 16, 2013: Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
August 23, 2013: The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
November 8, 2013: Thor: The Dark World
November 22, 2013: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
December 13th, 2013: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
April 4, 2014: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
May 2, 2014: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
May 23, 2014: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Summer 2014: The Hobbit: There and Back Again
July 18, 2014: X-Men: Days of Future Fast
August 1, 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy
November 21, 2014: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
May 1, 2015: The Avengers 2
November 20, 2015: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2
Forever reblog so that all of us nerds know!

posted 1 year ago with 194,571 notes
originally buffylives

My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:




Me- Do you want to have sex?
Long Term GF- Nope.
Me- Then stop humping me.

posted 1 year ago with 3 notes
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