do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
A Doctor has invented a gun that sprays on skin cells and turns extreme burns into healthy skin in 4 days. WARNING: graphic images of burns.
*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them
*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie
*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know
*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
WHAT DO WE WANT?
PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!
WHERE DO WE WANT IT?
OR ON DVD
OR LITERALLY ANYWHERE THATS AVAILABLE PUBLICLY
English Cream Dachshund
my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much.
Mickey where are you looking?
he’s looking at me
How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week
I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP
*Presses the button like no tomorrow*
THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES
if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post
Victorian pick-up lines
my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
That second to last panel is chilling.