Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is nice
Slytherin: Do what is necessary
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
Animals Wearing Beanies
Previously: Animals Wearing Sweaters
Periods are stupid I’m gay I know I’m not pregnant can you not
This times a million.
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE VIDEO WAS PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME JOHN HAD HEARD SHERLOCK’S VOICE IN TWO YEARS?!????!?
fun fact: you have more of a chance of marrying your favourite band member than you do of winning the lottery and if that didn’t brighten up your day then what will
i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth
the answer is 19
so once my neighbor hung up a rainbow flag so the person next to him hung up the tennessee army flag and they’re constantly trying to one-up each other like one time the redneck had this huge homophobic sign in his yard so the other guy threw a party on his front lawn with a ton of shirtless gay dudes in tiny shorts
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you
I don’t think I’ve EVER been in such a hurry to post something. This is absolute fact and every single parent needs to see this. I’ve never known an officer who didn’t cringe when they heard a parent say this. Raising kids is hard these days. Kids have enough problems growing up without being confused about who the real enemy is. Besides, if you don’t have enough discipline to make your child respect and obey you, and you have to resort to threatening your five year old with jail…that child has bigger problems than whether he’ll get up in time for school. DON’T BE THIS PARENT!
Just watch it.
No, seriously. Watch the video.
but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked the highways?
SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
THERE’S ONLY 8 DAYS LEFT AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I WANT THIS TO BE A THING THIS NEEDS TO BE THE FUCKING FUTURE
today’s very important post
some of my favorite Disney cospalys
oh my god the fourth one’s wig looks better than the actual face character’s